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"THE ACRONYM, "POM" IS HENCEFORTH TO BE KNOWN AS:

"PRISONERS OF MOHAMMED?"

Jimmy was a quiet lad in his youth. As he attended a Xaverian College, he put his childhood sweetheart, 'In-the-club,' quite a few times before discovering 'contraception.' Unfortunately, this was too late, as, when the sixth female emanation gestated his sweetheart died in childbirth.

He was concerned, at first, but the British Child-Allowance gave him enough to bring up the 'accidents' and, coupled with part-time work, Cash, eliminating the awful, "VAT," gave him quite a good living and allowed him to nurture the accidental offspring. He also learnt the art of using a sewing machine to tailor his girl's attire. This saved him dosh.

His children grew and, each weekend he took the six to the Yorkshire, Thornton Heath Public Swimming Pool. They loved it!

He had lots of friends but couldn't understand some of these, 'Muslims' he was friendly with.

He often wondered what was 'inside' the 'Sack-like' garb of the female wives of his Muslim friends, of this ilk. They had such magnificent eyes and he often felt his loins quiver when near them. He wondered what protruberances lay within their plain, sack-like clothing, did they have hairy-muffs, were they clitorily disfugured. He never asked. He 'Thought' one must, 'Respect' another's 'Religion?' And their missusses.

Then 'IT' happened.

He went to the Thornton Heath Public Swimming Pool, just as he had done so for all his life.

He WAS LAWFULLY REFUSED ENTRY UNLESS ALL HIS CHILDREN WORE SOMETHING CALLED A,"BIRKINI? BERKINI?" "BORKINI?"

Jimmy was really pissed-off! HIS, "COUNTRY?"

He knew the Law could not be broken so he thought........

He, using the sewing-machine, tailored outfits for his girls that, he thought, was acceptable, since ther was no 'Rule' (to him) what a "BIRKET" was.

Unfortunately, 'His' 'BIRKETT' was a white garment similar to the ku klux clan with a CHRISTIAN CROSS ALL OVER IT!

He 'THOUGHT' he was 'complying' with 'BRITISH CHRISTIAN LAW!'

When the Muslim population of Thornton Heath, in their thousands, demonstrated against his children at the Swimming Pool, wearing such, OFFENSIVE (TO THEM) garb, Jimmy was transmogrified!

Jimmy's attempt to understand this 'BUCKET' thing appeared all wrong. WTF's wrong with seeing skin??

More problems seeing beautiful eyes inside a sack? Wants one to, "EXPLORE," THEREIN??

The Yorkshire Thornton Heath Public Swimming Pool was burnt-down.

Jimmy is still, "BRITISH!" But he wonders what he did wrong in HIS OWN COUNTRY?

Luckily, to be, "POC," his girls survived the demonstration.

Currently, he has saved enough money to emigrate to Australia and expects to NOT encounter such ridiculous sycophancy experienced in his MOTHERLAND!

SOME HOPES!!!!!!


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