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TO BE A "POLLIE" -- That is the Something Else?:

Alphonso's 'Cuisinaire Restaurant' had a good chef, very good food and location but not enough customers.

He had an idea! Let's use waitresses with scanty attire. Brilliant! So, he put it to the 'girls' and they liked the idea.

The clientelle boomed!

This lasted for a short while until the local Feminist, 'Females must not be used as sex objects' Lobby reared like a labia major in heat. Alphonso got worried but then, as usual, had another idea.

The male scantilly-clad waiters complemented the female ones admirably.

The Feminist Lobby objections were defoliated just like throwing a bucket of water over a pair of dogs mating!

This lasted for a short while until the local Homosexual, 'There are more sexes than male and female' Lobby reared like a pile ruptured. Alphonso got worried but then, as usual, had another idea.

The homosexual scantilly-clad waiteresses complemented the male and female ones admirably.

The Homosexual Lobby objections were analiated!

This lasted for a short while until the local Lesbian, 'There are even more sexes than male, female and homosexual' Lobby reared like a deflated, inflatable dildo. Alphonso got worried but then, as usual, had another idea.

The lesbian scantilly-clad waitermen complemented the male, female and homosexual ones admirably.

The Lesbian Lobby objections were dyked!

This lasted for a short while until the local Transvestite, 'Women's panties are gentle for me' Lobby reared like a secret clothes-line stealer. Alphonso got worried but then, as usual, had another idea.

The transvestite waiterwomenmen complemented the male, female, homosexual and lesbian ones admirably.

The Transvestite Lobby objections were brassiered!

This lasted for a short while until the local Politicians appeared having got their information on the 'Voters' from the 'box'. Alphonso got worried but then, as usual, had another idea.

Alphonso sold up!


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