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We are one but we are many...... but neighbours are often unhelpful?

Heard this before?

Some weeks later there was a knock at Frank's door. A Local Ranger was there with a Council order to stop Frank's dogs barking. Apparently the people opposite had complained.

Frank was confused. He complained about the praying noises and was told everyone had the right to pray but dogs didn't.

Then the house that sprang up next to Frank's appeared to be occupied by nudists. Every morning, as the tower broadcast, "Yubba-dubba-cumma-ally-uppyer-jumper!" [It seemed to Frank.] There was chanting from next door. When Frank looked over the fence there were many nude people swaying and chanting "Yumma-dumma-gimme-wunna!" [It seemed to Frank.] He thought these nudists from "Abba-land" as the women were all blonde, had big nipples and made squelching noises as they walked. [It seemed to Frank.] "Oi, mate, wotcher doin?" Frank asked. One of the males came over to him, donger swaying, hypnotically. "We are praying to the UFO people who will soon come to take us to Nirvana." He answered, smiling. "Wy you all nude?" Replied Frank. The male looked puzzled, "We are born that way and will return to the UFO God that way." He answered. Never mind, Frank's right-lobe bicameral companion advised him, it doesn't matter. A good precept but they also seek the God outside of themselves. You have me with you. Always.

But it did, because every time during the day these people, and the watty people across the road 'prayed' Frank's dogs barked.

Some weeks later there was a knock at Frank's door. A Local Ranger was again there with another Council order to stop Frank's dogs barking. Apparently the people beside Frank had complained.

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